LEAKY TOILET AND CADILLAC BLUES
Gregg Shotwell & Jeff Pieprzyk
Man, I'm tired,
been a hell of a day,
nothin' seems
to go my way,
I want a lazy-boy sway,
need to kick off my shoes
But I got a leaky toilet
and the Cadillac blues.
My Caddy's spittin' oil,
it's leavin' black tracks,
and now I get a shot
of the plumber's ass crack.
Two problems at once,
which should I choose?
I got a leaky toilet
and the Cadillac blues.
The toilet is fixed now,
the Caddy's in the shop.
Man-o-man when
will this shit stop?
You know what I mean,
it's ain’t headline news,
Just a leaky toilet
and the Cadillac blues.
WON'T BE AROUND TO KICK ANYMORE
Gregg Shotwell & Jeff Pieprzyk
You call me dirty names
You plaster my fame
You stick my mug shot
On momma’s window pane
I got one thing to say
you dizzy ho’
I won’t be around
to kick anymo’
I'm Nixon
Dick Nixon
N' I won't be around
For you to kick anymo’
You vote for my opponent
You eat the last donut
You get pregnant when I'm gone
But you won’t say who done it
I got one thing to say
you dizzy ho’
I won’t be around
to kick anymo’
I'm Nixon
Dick Nixon
N' I won't be around
for you to kick anymo’
You lie about my past
You sell stories to the press
You can’t wait to cry foul
When I’m doing my best
I got one thing to say
you dizzy ho’
I won’t be around
to kick anymo’
I'm Nixon
Dick Nixon
N' I won't be around
for you to kick anymo’
STOP DICKIN' AROUND
Gregg Shotwell & Jeff Pieprzyk
I got biscuits in the oven
Gravy in the pan
I’m stirrin' greasey greens
and waitin' on my man
Stop dickin' around
Stop dickin' around
Stop dickin'
Dick Nixon n'
get home now
I got chicken on the grill
Pie coolin' by the fan
I’m stirrin' pork n' beans
and waitin' on my man
Stop dickin' around
Stop dickin' around
Stop dickin'
Dick Nixon and
get home now
I got a pig in a barrel
Whiskey in a can
I’m whippin' up the cream
and waitin' on my man
Stop dickin' around
Stop dickin' around
Stop dickin'
Dick Nixon and
get home now
PEOPLE ARE CHEAPER
Gregg Shotwell
(dedicated to unjustly fired volunteer union organizers, Noel Riddell and Manuel Eades)
Good engineering
makes assembly quicker.
Yeah high tech is good
but people are cheaper.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Use people up
dump 'em when you’re done.
A whole lot more
where they come from.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Wear 'em out so fast
may as well hire temps.
Won’t be bothered
by no commitments.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Best process, they say,
is user friendly.
But who thinks future
When everyone is temporary?
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Lotsa money to be made
in the Bluegrass State.
Expectation's low,
n’ a promise is bait.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Don't need a robot
to work the factory floors.
Work ya' till they hurt ya'
then throw ya' outdoors.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Toyota don't heed
no democracy.
Too messy, they say,
n’ a union is waste.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
Good engineering
makes assembly quicker.
Yeah high tech is good
but people are cheaper.
Down in Toyota,
Toyota town, Kentucky.
DOWN TO THE GROUND
Gregg Shotwell
You gotta do what you gotta do but I gotta do what you tell me to.
You gotta say what you gotta say but I gotta take whatn’hell you pay.
I’m goin down, down to the ground where I can turn this shit around.
You gotta sell what you gotta sell but I gotta buy at the price you tell.
You gotta make what you gotta make but I gotta pay for your mistakes.
I’m goin down, down to the ground where I can turn this shit around.
Now I gotta do what I gotta do cause you givin me the wage cut blues.
Now I gotta say what I gotta say cause the game you play is stealin my pay.
I’m goin down, down to the ground where I can turn this shit around.
Now I gotta yell what I gotta yell cause what you’re sellin is a livin hell.
Now I gotta shake what I gotta shake cause what you dish is too hard to take.
I’m goin down down to the ground where I can turn this shit around.
I’m goin’ down I’m goin’ down I’m goin’ down down to the ground.
Down to the ground down to the ground where I can turn this shit around
Yeah turn this shit around.
DON'T WAKE ME TILL I'M DEAD
Gregg Shotwell
and
Jeff Pieprzyk
I loved you, baby,
we shared my bed,
but I don't recall if you're blond or red.
The way you ball, baby,
I can't tell livin' from dyin',
heaven from hell.
Don't wake me, baby,
till you're sure that I'm dead,
Don't wake me, baby,
till my head's cold as lead.
So much pain in my brain,
I can't think,
so much glaze in my gaze,
baby, I can't blink.
Toothache in my heel
is bitin' my cheek.
My stomach's clawin'
to crawl out of my teeth.
Don't wake me, baby,
till you're sure that I'm dead,
Don't wake me, baby,
till my head's cold as lead.
Don't shoot me no narcan
when I'm deep in my nod,
I'm cravin' to get beyond
the hurt wrackin' my bod,
I got a rap sheet long
as a double-motive train
from first went wrong
to can't go home again.
Don't wake me, baby,
till you're sure that I'm dead,
Don't wake me, baby,
till my head's cold as lead.
When I rise and you're gone
I'll regret I'm alive
and still singin' this song
about a night in a dive
with a blackout blonde.
Or was that blackout red?
Was it you or your mom
I found lyin' in my bed?
Don't wake me, baby,
till you're sure that I'm dead,
Don't wake me, baby,
till my head's cold as lead.
Dodge Main Blues
Gregg Shotwell
Sully wants my paycheck, foreman wants my soul,
I'm fallin' far behind, I'm pourin' out my soul,
They’re speedin' up the line, I’m workin' in the hole.
Sully come up from Kentucky lookin' for a job,
Hopped a north bound freight, caught an auto job,
Did his time on the line, and then got robbed.
Been out too long to give in now,
Too far gone to go back now,
Down too long to give up any how.
Sully’s long tall lover is comin' down the aisle,
Boots talk the walk when she's stalkin' down the aisle,
Crowbar in her hand, vengeance in her smile.
Got a cat named Struggle and a dog named Strike,
Her heart's fulla struggle, her muscles ache to strike,
Been totin' cold iron and she's ready for a fight.
Been out too long to give in now,
Too far gone to go back now,
Down too long to give up any how.
Sully runs the numbers, his lover breaks the bones,
Sully keeps the score while his woman's bustin' bones,
Stay away from gamblin', you’ll never need a loan.
Sully's got the red light, his lover's got the green,
Eyes bettin' on the red, rollin' on the green,
Ain't nobody lookin' nowheres in between.
Been out too long to give in now,
Too far gone to go back now,
Down too long to give up any how.
A head fulla schemes makes a gambler bold,
A pocket fulla money makes a bettin' man bold,
Sully owned her heart but his soul'd been sold.
The dog is a howlin' n' the cat’s in heat,
No one but the devil can beat this heat,
Sully’s in the alley, there's sirens in the street.
Been out too long to give in now,
Too far gone to go back now,
Down too long to give up any how.
Never saw a woman look so alone,
Never knew a woman stand so alone,
In the shadow of a street lamp, cold as stone.
I was backed up in the hole, fallin' behind,
Heard a rumble below, a yellin' from behind,
I been workin' so fast, now I’m bankin' time.
Been out too long to give in now,
Too far gone to go back now,
Down too long to give up any how
Results not Causes
Camille Shotwell Brown
The great owners, striking at the immediate thing, the widening government, the growing labor unity; striking at new taxes, at plans; not knowing these things are results, not causes. Results, not causes; results, not causes. ― John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
Hunger in my soul, ache in my step
Hunger in my soul, ache in my step
I'm walkin' a line between battle and regret
Been waitin' down at the union hall
Been waitin' down at the union hall
Standin' waitin' for the bossman's call
When the rumblin' comes, when you hear them drums
Best remember, bosses, they’re results not causes
Stuck in a rut with a boot on my neck
Stuck in a rut with a boot on my neck
Rather build a Walmart than get no check
Livin' hand to mouth tryin' to get by
Livin' hand to mouth tryin' to survive
Every two weeks I gotta recertify
When the rumblin' comes, when you hear them drums
Best remember, bosses, they’re results not causes
I've seen the strength of desperate men
I've seen the strength of desperate men
We should be askin', If not now, when?
Some say we should cut our losses
Buck up and throw a shine at the bosses
They don't know the difference 'tween results and causes
When the rumblin' comes, when you hear them drums
Best remember, bosses, they’re results not causes